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[NG Survivor Outtakes]

hehe

Easily the best NG survivor thing you've done, that was really enjoyable. See, the problem with the other episodes are that you don't even try and make us laugh half the time, but only to like, get on with the show. Here you tried every other second and it succeeded. This shows that you could make the actual episodes so much funnier. so do it! oh yeah include Mr. Schultz ;)

[Newgrounds Survivor ep4]

a good idea

but not carried out that well. there are hardly any jokes in this episode, except for Kermit's cursing (he's the funniest character and he's not even a proper portal character!). but I really really love the idea and the interactivity and everything, just that it could have been carried out so much better. this really makes me want to do something similiar...

[Greeg]

hey

he was pretty cool... I was just looking for characters to put in Portal Fighter III... I like Greeg so who knows?

[A Clockwork Orange 01]

made me smile

first I though, hell, not another fucking CO-spoof, but this one was pretty funny. Loved the "faster, faster" bit. Bit disappointed you ended it so abruptly though, that's the biggest fucking problem with the portal, nobody can ever be arsed to finish their films before uploading. anyways, keep up the good work but next time, DON'T FUCKING SUBMIT YOUR FILM TILL IT'S FUCKING DONE. cheers

[The Poodini Show #1]

hello...filesize

look at my Ah! Mr Schultz! it's one minute long and contains a hell of a lot more animation than this film but is still only 214 kb. you are a horrible flash artist. graphics, animation, backdrops, all horrid. and the film was far too short, it's a joke of film! still, it was sort of funny, I did like the woman's voice. but learn how to make smaller flash films next time! AND DON'T DIVIDE THEM INTO SEVERAL PARTS!

Burnsyman responds:

Thank You So Much.

[Shiny Happy Clocks]

I like it

especially the music. all in all, really cute. but was a bit repetetive and too slow. and could need more animation. still, good job!

[How To Commit Suicide]

why

that looked so much like Ryan Khatam's work I had to check you hadn't stolen it from him. Great work.

[GALAPAGOS]

pretty amazing

but the animation could really have been alot smoother. great work, still!

[The Jimmy Pee Program]

brilliant

the synch was horrible though, brrr! it's truely sad to read through the reviews though... narrow-minded morons shout out for blamming, just because they don't like it and can't stand other people doing so... anyways, back to the film... great voice acting, great animation, great ending song (where can I download it?), weird and really funny sense of humour (suppose I'm not the only in love with the cancer-duck... anyways, don't let the morons get you down... they're all 12 years old anyway.

[Talibanned - "Bum's Away"]

here, here

I'm sure you get this alot... but seriously, coming from me, I really mean something with it. It's THE best portal entry I've ever seen. Could EASILY have been a proper cartoon network-series (except for the short length of the film, obviously). I absolutely loved the graphics. Being a big fan of Glen, I can just say that your drawing style has evolved into something quite original. only one point of criticism, the sound FX were at times just too cartoony. like the jump fx in the beginning, and some of them during the making of the teddybear bomb. except for that, congenial. keep up the good work!