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[Around the world]

once again

man, haven't you got anything better to do than abuse the system? so what if your stupid movies don't get blammed because you wrote a detailed author's comment and because people at NG suck. do you get a fucking kick out of it or what? stop submitting pointless crap!

MetaphorcE responds:

yes, I get a fucking kick out of it.
...the other thing is, people seem to like this one. And you should read the author's comments... I put a lot of effort into them, and their lack of sense...
And I will keep submitting pointless crap. If I remember to do it, my next movie is about you...

[Judge of Death's suicide]

you bastard

I can't believe people are so fucking stupid as to protect this film... that proves this fucking systems sucks, people just read the author comments, opens the window and closes it again before they even had a look. you suck for abusing the system.

[One Ring to Rule ThemAll2]

well

I'm sorry, just not my cup of tea. Poor pacing, too few jokes used too many times over and over again, the voices weren't any good and the characters were poorly animated, and sometimes poorly drawn (especially Sauron). but hey, who cares what I think, when the other 99.9% of NG absolutely love this. I did like when you put the Scooby Doo-gang in though, but I can't say it made me laugh.

[Newgrounds Survivor Rival]

ok, this was pretty pointless

but it's true though, this is a really good concept. too bad that the "rival" sucked so horribly. I mean, they could at least copied another reality tv show, like big brother or something.

[Christmas Values]

dunno

that was sorta funny in the extremely insubtle way it was put, but the graphics and sound were bad (try adding some background music, that usually helps me... additionally, people don't get pissed by poor pacing as long as they've got something to listen to). too short, as well, but hey, at least it wasn't pointless.

[part 0: synj ASSKICKER]

you're just so...

friggin best. you're the absolutely coolest animator around. you're backdrops. the flashes. the characters, every little detail. GAAH I WANNA BE YOU

[Cartman teaches version 2]

full points for graphics

but for the rest, well, good attempt. but still, graphics, seriously! spot on! but, the rest... :)

the voices were good, your cartman-imitation was at least not irritatingly far away, so that's alright. the voice-acting for matt and trey wasn't anything like their real voices, but good voice acting nonetheless.

as for the joke, though... there was only one, "who is cartman's father", and well, although you added a little twist to it, it's still been done in the original cartoon itself, so...

in conclusion, come up with a better script/storyline next time, and you'll end up with pure gold.

är du finlandssvensk förresten?

[Artist]

har har

that was really funny, especially the masturbation part and how him/you were conversating with the computer as if it were a person. sound wasn't synched and graphics were ugly (as hell) but you've got the comedy bit which is the most important one and the hardest one to get if you haven't already got it. so, just work on graphics and then you're fart jokes will be front page-material :)

[CONAN The Barbarian Ep.1]

...

I would have preferred if you kept the comic style of your previous short, but maybe that's just me. the lack of voices was a let down, as well. and if you're gonna keep it black and white, I for one wouldn't mind blood being grayscale as well. but that's just my five cents.

[Conan On...]

that was definately short

and definately sweet. :) should have had colour and backdrops though, but I bet I'm not the first one to point that out. gonna have a look at the conan show now... to see if you listened to my criicism!! ;)