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[Kung Fu Music Vid]

hi there

now this is probably gonna get blammed but don't worry, you said this is your first entry so it's a good attempt. but it's not good enough to compete with the other stuff on NG, well, no wonder considering it's your first movie and some people here are semi-proffessionals..! but keep practicing and you'll become great and whatnot. ciao

SlikRik19 responds:

Thank you for your overwhelming confidence. (no offence or anything but this response was written about 4 months after I submitted my flash, and i look back at ur review and laugh!)
And also thank you for your moral support.
-Slick

[A Lovely Circus Animation]

it looks good

but then again it's way to small, so it's really hard to tell...! hope this gets blammed, so you can resubmit it at least twice the size.

bovine responds:

I quite like it cos its small...although the sprites could be bigger.

[Auf Achse]

man, I love this

the animation is a bit corny but man this story works so great with the song. really great work!

AligatorHead responds:

Why, thankyou.

[A Very Pokemon Guy Fawkes]

just a few words

not really on the matter of the film but I might as well spurt it out: I'm a Swede who's been living in London and let me tell you the number 1 prejudice about English people we have in Sweden: They're ugly. During my one year in the UK, I was disappointed to find this to be true. If you see a good-looking girl in the UK, she's either Scandinavian or Indian. Yeah, and you actually do have pretty bad teeth, sorry, but it's true. Plus, you're quickly becoming Europe's fattest people (after the Italians, was it?).

Also, a few quick and broad generalisations about Americans (which I've known a bunch and even called some of them friends): They ARE condescending but except for that really nice, a lot more friendly than English people. What's weird about them is that they're like completely nice people but when you start asking them about their political views they tell you they wanna bomb every child and woman in Afghanistan, that if you're pro-abortion you should be shot in the head, that believing in God is the most important thing there is, etc... The only entirely normal American guy I've met lived in Japan... and he was FAT. hehe. OK so I know most people reading this review are American and not necessarily as I described them but whatever. Just my five cents.

TmsT responds:

Hahahaha this is awesome. So inappropriate. You should make a Flash movie about it all! "A Swede's Guide to the rest of Humanity, and why Fat People are Bad". I'd vote 7/10 for it! XD

[GunChest]

I know some korean you know

JOKA!! ;) don't take it personal though

GunChest responds:

mackan,
When one learns a language, these things (things that can not be taken personally unless you want them to take it personally) are the first to ones to be acquired. But your spelling sounds more like "nephew/niece" than something that I should not take personally. Haha! Thanks for loggin in.

[Freak: Episode 2]

great

(but the japanese translation is really weird)

Evil-Dog responds:

Olivier munger is learning japanese so I understand his mistakes and thank him for his free work!

[8 Bit D&D]

hehe

the audio is really old, but I must say this 8-bit reenactment is really good, but I wonder if the sound-file still isn't funnier without the visual help. well... great job, anyway. loved the different "camera angles", like when the screen got thin... um you knwo what I mean :)

CyberMoonStudios responds:

i don't care, as long as you voted 5.

[Aura]

wow

loved it! the freaky character design was so wonderful! if there is one complaint, it's the end, the fact that the bloke with the bad aura dies. to me, the film would have been better if it just ended while he stood there, looking down. yeah yeah whatever. make more serious shorts, you devil you.

Sarkazm responds:

cheers:)

[Around the world]

once again

man, haven't you got anything better to do than abuse the system? so what if your stupid movies don't get blammed because you wrote a detailed author's comment and because people at NG suck. do you get a fucking kick out of it or what? stop submitting pointless crap!

MetaphorcE responds:

yes, I get a fucking kick out of it.
...the other thing is, people seem to like this one. And you should read the author's comments... I put a lot of effort into them, and their lack of sense...
And I will keep submitting pointless crap. If I remember to do it, my next movie is about you...

[The Poodini Show #1]

hello...filesize

look at my Ah! Mr Schultz! it's one minute long and contains a hell of a lot more animation than this film but is still only 214 kb. you are a horrible flash artist. graphics, animation, backdrops, all horrid. and the film was far too short, it's a joke of film! still, it was sort of funny, I did like the woman's voice. but learn how to make smaller flash films next time! AND DON'T DIVIDE THEM INTO SEVERAL PARTS!

Burnsyman responds:

Thank You So Much.