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[eskimo bob 17]

great

...this one is NO DOUBT the best eskimo bob I've ever viddied. On the behalf of Sweden, I salute you.

[eskimo bob 21]

they're funny alright

yes, I do like some parts of Eskimo Bob. like this one. and the one in french. and the one with the psychic easter bunny. and the one when they go Irish. those also happen to be the episodes of Eskimo Bob I've viddied.
Great work, it's so incredibly stupid that it's funny.
Love the songs and the music.

[Darvon's Revenge(Preview)]

everybody calm down

I agree with Darvon. Right, you should rate a film according to what you think it's worth, but let's check out the scale:
0 = total dog shit! no effort was put into this!
okay, give a film a 0 if no effort was put into it
1 = One of the worst portal entries yet!
Incredibly many films end up with scores something like this. "One of the worst" does not mean "pretty much all films". Give a 1 if you think the film is just a ugly piece of shit and waste of time but with at least some effort put into it
2 = isn't anything special, nothing new
Now very few movies with an effort put into them (like this one) deserve a rate lower than this. 2's should be what everybody uses the most - if it's a decent attempt, but not funny / good-looking / etc. Even if you hate the film you shouldn't rate it lower if the author has put some effort into it!
3 = for a decent movie and bla bla
Okay I haven't got the ork to go on, put the point is people give films to low grades making authors really pissed. When you work really hard on something and then get a stupidly low score when you really deserve better and then get clanked down on by dumbarses who call themselves "critics" because they can't make films! Fuck them! If you haven't made a film you shouldn't be able to get a profile at all! fuck those wankers who say "yeah, don't write reviews until you've got some experience"!

DARVON PLEASE UPLOAD DOOMED CITY 3 AGAIN BECAUSE I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO SEE IT AND ME AND MY 5.10 VOTES WILL MOST PROBABLY GIVE YOU A 5!

(5 stands for godlike - which the first one was)

Darvon responds:

Thanks man, I'm glad I have so many supporters. I'll be sure to get Doomed City 3 back online as soon as I can!

[[ peas ]]

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I feels orry for all of you who live in the United States...there seems to be hell of a lot killing around! but on the other hand, you're all stupid wankers who deserve it. Well well. Move to Sweden and experience paradise. On second thought, don't, you'd only destroy everything for everybody else. Why? Because you were born in the United States of Coca-Cola. You're all conservative right-wing and christian.

NewEvolution responds:

hmm....that would be like saying sweeden is full of 7ft blondes with huge tits, all of whom wear horned hats and their hair in braids all the time. generalizations just don't fly. as for right-wing and christian, i'm agnostic and liberal, so there goes your curve. as for a hell of a lot of killing, we've got a hell of a lot more people than sweden, so why shouldn't there be more killing based on that alone. and news programs in foreign countries always hype up the bad sensational foreign news, as it's the only news people will care about, as it's already not from their country. in summation...don't attack my country, i didn't draw him shooting a swede.

[No Remorse]

I never liked this and I'll tell you why

Bullying can be something terrible; You get beaten up everyday, your so-called friends call you names etc etc but the bullying in this film sucks. All you see is him receiving a note where it says "You're a bitch". Oh! How terrible! If you get insulted by that you must be such a wimp you'd never be able to think of guns without starting to cry. And the graphics...well, they're not bad, but they look ugly...especially when the kid walks, it looks incredibly silly...the graphics are just not enough serious-looking...

but my main problem with this is that the kids isn't bullied, not at all. he's just a stupid wanker.

the music suits the film very good, on the other hand

[To Joshua]

Sad and beautiful

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[saiyan test]

what the bloody hell do you think you're doing?

looks alright, but why the hell did you post this film when it's so incredibly unfinished? How are we supposed to be able to tell if it's going to be something good when all that happens is that some psychic japanese flashes off and then disappears? this is just irritating and a waste of time, not only for me but also for you. How the bloody hell are you supposed to get any good feedback on this, eh?
come back when you're ready with it, it'll sure be nice but never again go post unfinished rubbish (rubbish this unfinished)!

Squinty responds:

I wouldnt post an unfinished movie if i didnt expect reviews like this. Let me show you why I am expecting some good feedback: Just read the rest of the reviews pal.

[AYB: Sonic Adventure]

ok

ok for being a all your base-film, but the whole concept is...how should I put this? just not the least fun any longer?

[Pigeons]

crap

Oritz may have done good stuff but this is pure rubbish. No real animations, only ugly motion tweening and silhouettes. this is ugly and boring. stupid yank kind of film

[A dumass Alien 2]

never mind the hillbillies...

this is great! I love the sounds and the graphics! You've got style!
jag tycker också om den, säger Per.